Ava Make Up Essentials - Your favorite make up your own baseball quotes?

Your favorite make up your own baseball quotes?

I want to see your favorite/ funniest favorite baseball quote or favorite/ funny sentence to say about baseball. Mine is: I'm a slow guy but most of the time hit for power. "Sure I steal some bases, just 4 at a time!" I also pitch, walk a lot but my pitch speed makes up for it. " I have 2 pitches, a FASTBALL, and a FASTERBALL!"

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willie mays is the greatest there has ever been, and one day i hope to be in his shoes.
As long as i hit the ball far enough i dont have to be fast. Mo vaughn
its not over til its over
90 % of the game is half mental COWBOY UP ~03 Red Sox started by Kevin Millar
GIT-R-DONE! Quote for the 2001 Diamondbacks and the LA Dodgers.
Good pitching beats good hitting every time. And vice versa. Doc Ellis, pitcher, Pittsburgh Pirates.
no speak english-sammy sosa steroid hearing
Who's on First? Abbot and Costello
"Anything hit that high and that far should have a stewardess and an in flight movie" Former Astros pitcher Larry Andersen after giving up some bombs in his last outing...he was then traded to Boston for some kid named Jeff Bagwell
1) The farthest homerun I ever saw was the one that still hasn't landed. 2) If the grass was greener on the other side, we'd be playing on THAT field. or... 3) A pitcher with gas is the only line of defense against gnat overpopulation. RR
"He is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls." -the great Tommy Lasorda on Darryl Strawberry
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. On being a role model Andre Dawson Chicago Cubs OF