Ava Make Up Essentials - Quotes!!!!!!!!!!?

Quotes!!!!!!!!!!?

what are some fun quotes u've either said or come across that u like or admire? nothing to love related or anything please. i like the stupid ones. anything's acceptable though. ^_^ lol, i love that MCR conversation!!! haha, and i completely understand the anime reference. i love anime of all kind. hahaha, these are awesome!

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"I make sexy explotion on her belly" Borat...
There is no "I" in team but there is a me if you jumble it up-house md
"Hell Is Empty... All The Devils Are Here" ~Shakespeare
one foot in yesterday, one foot in tomorrow and you'll piss all over today.
three wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do! try piczo pros or msnicon.com's funny phrases for the best ones i look to icons!
milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made -family guy rofl XD
"How much does dinner cost? A thousand dollars?" -Marmaduke (Carpoolers)
don't eat the yellow snow.
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx
money alone will never make you happy, but lack of money sure will make you miserable suze orman
If you want something in this life you have to work for it - now, quiet the lottery numbers are about to be on. Homer Simpson
this is the best quote ever. For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... silly rabbit, tricks are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL? --carlton banks, the fresh prince of bel-air
I really like this one, have you ever had someone say to you before: Your just doing/saying that because your a racist. My answer to that type of question is: No Im not racist, I hate all people equally!!! They never know what to say to that!!!
for about a month i would answer every question with "IDK, my bff Jill?" lately it's been "Linc, your pork is ready!"
most people wouldn't know good music if it came up & bit them in the @ss
My little brother trying to tell a joke and me interrupting him and he shouts "Don't interupt me when I'm in the middle of a flow" I fell down laughing and almost peed myself.
families that play together, stay together. sooo true!!
"You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of them are even dumber than that." J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
A hard man is good to find." "come up and see me some time." "go take a bath gypsy"
"Catch you F***ers at a bad time?!" - Blade "It slices, it dices, it makes Julienne Fries in 7 different....Wooops *Pizza Slice and Master Splinters Head* (From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight." Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi." Gerard: "**** off, it's meese."
Friendship is like peeing in your pants: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
"If you can't MAKE IT-FAKE IT" "If you can't FAKE IT- MAKE IT"
"I'll make him an offer he cant refuse"- Godfather " i Love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like victory"- Apocalypse now " Say hello to my Little friend"- Scarface
"Life is tough; life is tougher if you're stupid" John Wayne
I'm not afraid of dying... I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. Is this enough? ^_^!!!!!!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy........You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish........no matter where you go, there you are.....You can pick you're friends or you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't pick you're friends nose
Youre the first person whose fortune cookie said "you're a looser" - Jin the Emcee You say youre nasty what happened? Im nastier than what Lil Kim had between her legs before she started rappin'- Skazoo
This sh!t is easy peezy pumpkin peezy, pumpkin pie mother******. You better stay on that side of the street mother******!! i'll knock you out!!!!! I am the master of the wicket Gerard Way
Everything life will not change, whether I'm alive or dead.
"There are tons of things I dislike and I don't really like anything." - Sasuke (Ok so this ones from Naruto... yeah... I just always thought it was funny when he said it because he was all dark, and serious and... yeah I'm not so sure I get it either...) When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. (Ha ha...I find this one hilarious. I don't know why... just thinking of an old guy sleeping in the driver's seat while a bunch of people are screaming their heads off in the back just makes me giggle... there's dark comedy for you.) Inuyasha: Wait! Don't go! Kagome: Huh? Inuyasha: Kagome! Kagome: ...yes? Inuyasha: You're alive? Inuyasha: Wait! Don't go! Kagome: Huh? Inuyasha: Kagome! Kagome: ...yes? Inuyasha: You're alive? ................. Inuyasha: You two, don't confuse me like that!! Inuyasha: If you're gonna die then die, and if you're not gonna then don't! Inuyasha: Do it right! (Again... can you tell I like anime and manga and stuff? Not in a go to cos-plays kind of way... I just like it.) Miroku: Just what happened with Kikyo? Inuyasha: Just what you usually do with women everyday... Miroku: Ahhh!! You...did such an improper thing in front of Kagome? Inuyasha: Just what is it that you really do all the time?! (Uh...yeah if you don't watch inuyasha or read it then to clarify Miroku is the perverted monk, Inuyasha is the abnoxious thick half dog demon, and Kagome is the 15 year old highschool japanese girl that gets transported back to medieval japan) Totosai: Ohh, it's getting over roasted, why don't we start eating? He eats the whole thing by himself Inuyasha: Hey, don't eat it all by yourself! Totosai: Hey! Where is my meat? Kagome: You just ate it all right now!! Totosai: Huh? Where am I? Miroku calmly hits him in the head with his staff (Hee... Totosai is this old sword maker dude...) Hmm... How shall I put this? Based on my first impression I'd have to say..... I hate you!!! - Kakashi (these are all from naruto again) Kakashi: A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced. (An excuse for tardiness.) Kakashi: Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life. (Another excuse.) Kakashi: A black cat crossed my path, so I had to take the long way. (He has many more excuses.)
my friends and i took drivers ed together and we figured out later that we werent able to concentrate.... o well we all passed but here are some quotes from there "i wouldn't stop i would just hit him from behind"- Lily "I think lily has a thing for ice cream men"- Sara "Lily chocolate ice cream is not worth your virginity"- Aubrey "I AM NOT PREGNANT"- Chelsea "You whould have gotten it done if you wouldn't have been talking about prostitution"- Matt "We have conversations about choclate ice cream, prostitution, and seals"- Chelsea "Im a seal guys"- Lily "Just because he serves soft serve doesnt mean you need to give him physical loving"- Sara "I swear that security guard never fails to walk by as soon as im about to tell you something dirty"- Chelsea "This whole text book is dirty... its like educational porn"- Chelsea "Ok guys listen to this 'working a self service gas pump' o and this 'pull up on the pump to release, then fill the tank with the desired amount of fuel'"- Lily "Laurens a beast"- Lily "I want sexy babies im not gonna lie"- Sara "Thats kinky"- Chelsea "We didnt just break a lock what"- Lily "I totaly just hijacked a dog"-Chelsea "Guess who has a thumtack that really shouldnt"-Lily "I cant handle fuzzy dice"-Chelsea "Gravity hates us all"-Chelsea "So pretty much... we're f*****"-Chelsea "Cuz i can subtract like a mother"-Lily "Ha... crankshaft"- Chelsea "He is the definition of f***tard"- Chelsea "I cant help that i make funny noises when i yawn"- Aubrey these were from my friends and my vacation to california TWAS fun and yes by "gerard" anastasia does mean gerard way (it was my first MCR concert) "lonely sponge"- anastasia "lonely magnet.... on the fridge..... makin copies..."- anastasia "lonely banana..... in my mouth......"- anastasia "i can deal with them losing our baggage..... and making us miss our connection flight..... but i cant handle missing SHARK WEEK............................ and they better give us an upgrade...................... in TAMPONS"- lily "i saw a moose............................. in my dreams....."- anastasia "he can join our moose club"- lily "THATS SEXY GERARD"- anastasia "nothings funny but i cant stop laughing....."-lily "times like this call for sugar"-anastasia "lets start operation...... ROCK HARD......"- anastasia "asexual sponge...... under the sink..... makin copies......"- anastasia "meirsee..... get it get it......"-anastaia (didnt spell mierce right but i cant spell french words....) "i think we made a couple"-anastasia "METAL FOR LIFE"- lily and anastasia these ones were over last year and discovery ya..... "wheres little tiny itsy bitsy teeny weeny one"- chelsea "...well you see..."- Aubrey "damn you kentuky fried chicken..."-Lily "cheaubrily"- Lily (totally just said that one as i was writing this) "do your chinchilla face"- Aubrey "totally...who says 'totally' anymore"- Aubrey "Well thats just the most awkward thing ever to put on a birthday invitation"- Aubrey "because thats how i roll"- Chelsea "its a penis llama"- ethan "woah... back up the turnip truck woman"- Aubrey "hes enlightened"- Logan "its all... lubricated"- Lily "now spell it phonetically"- Mr. Yerkes "I think hes kinda cute dont you?"- Mrs. Binder "My fourth period taught me what a rave is... and now i have my rave bracelets"- Mrs. Binder "... I am... thats news to me"- Lily "... a stop sign means STOP"- Corey "... how many of you saw yourself in that video?... now you have to sign release forms"- Mr. Yerkes "...just like tree roots will rule the world too"- Lily "... we fixed the crack"- aubrey "...ill sleep in the crack"- Lily "what does psh mean?"- Mr. Viera "it raining buckets and pails and sauce pans........ ITS RAINING SAUCE PANS VIERA!"- Lily "a hobo walks up to you on the street and says 'that sugar stuff will mess you up man... stay away from it'"- Marty "..im a guy named leslie"- Les "every time you lift your foot up bubbles come out of it"- Lily "why is it that every time you sign someones year book it has to do with bagels?"- Chelsea "well thats not gay at all"- Emily "at least their not holding hands"- Emilia "but i dont wanna climb a mountain"- Ethan "i dont wanna be an eggplant"- Ethan "its burgandy"- Ethan "come climb a mountain with me"- Logan P.S. o and now we figure we all say really random things so we keep quote pages for each month its fun.....
Hmm. I just can't help it, but the members of MCR were once having an argument on the plural of 'moose' (totally random, yes, I know.) Gerard Way was like, "f*** off, its meese." I think Frank Iero must have come up with 'moosi' or some other random shit.
"Oh Gerard, you make my heart burn...." -Bob Bryar "I want everyone raise your hands. Wave them back and forth. Now say 'I suck at SkeeBall!" -Gerard Way "Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one." -Frank Iero "I've been left at truck stops, and I'd have to call them on my cellphone, you know, it's like, 'Hey what's up?' and they're like, 'Hey how's it going, man?' I'm like, 'You notice something's missing from the van?' And there's a silence, and they'll go, 'Shit!" -Ray Toro "Do I look like darth vader in this jacket? Cause I seriously think I do." -Mikey Way